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Apr 13, 2011

Mustaches

These furry facial additions can be worn very well, or very wrong. Mr. Meyagi got it right, Burt Reynolds pulled it off, and Mario and Luigi have kept the stache relevant for years. Mustaches are not easy to get right and for every good stache there is a bad one lurking in the shadows. For every Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction there is a Yosemite Sam. A few ground rules for staches:
1. If you are blonde you can not pull of a stache
2. Goatees are only cool in Aladdin. If your not riding a Magic Carpet you can't have one
3. Pale people with staches are creepy, especially gingers. Example: Sheamus (google him)
4. Samurais can have them anyway they want and it's still cool (except for Tom Cruise. He has limits)
5. Your beard should match the color of your hair. Don't be that guy from the Giants baseball team

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