It's summertime which for a lot of us means no school, and for even more of us means lots of sunscreen and water. The outdoors are unbearable in summer and I always felt like the schoolboard hated children so much they gave them the worst part of the year off from school. I try to go outside and switch things up but even walking around my block for 15 minutes leaves me with one of those unattractive sweat stains down my back. I'd way rather stay indoors with AC and a PS3. Sorry sun but your killing me! For these few weeks of the year what can we expect? Fires from drought, dead grass, crowded beaches, even crowdeder (thats probably not a word) pools and waterparks. Yeah, ain't summer great? Even worse are the songs with "summer" in their titles. Do you know how many Summer Times there are? Like 19, though my least favorite is that New Kids on the Block one. Mostly cause they play that music video at the gym all the time and it's kind of creepy. All these old guys in a boy band dancing around young girls that could be their daughters gives me the heeby jeebies. They should probably change their name to Old Guys on the Pill. But there'e also a Beyonce Knowles, Bon Jovi, My Chemical Romance, Diana Ross, and Kenny Chesney song under the same name. Red Hot Chili Peppers has one called Emit Remmus (which might take you a minute to get but you'll laugh when you do). I was going to look up these songs and give you an honest opinion on how they sound but after YouTubing Modest mouses "Summer" I rethought that idea. Painful. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy not having prior commitments for 2 and a half months. The one thing I hope to do this summer is to actually update my blog. Feel free to call me out when I don't. In the mean time, wear your sunblock, drink lots of water, and eat those icepops in plastic that rip open the side of your lips (thats a topic for another day).
Your Welcome,
Captain Obvious
